Good morning egg fans! It brings me great sadness to confirm that the media speculation was true. A few weeks ago, in the midst of an early celebration of Canada day involving my patented explosive egg salad, I was involved in a minor accident while stuffing yolks into a mortar, which has briefly put me out of commission. The good news is that I’ve completely regained the use of my tongue, and my medical team has ensured a complete recovery.
I’d like to thank everybody for the outpouring of concern and support. While I can’t reach out to everyone individually because of the sheer volume of cards, emails, and singing telegrams, I want you all to know how deeply touched I am. I especially want to thank the Vancouver Green Men for their visit, which I believe has kicked my healing process in to overdrive.
Spirits are high, and the search resumes shortly!!!